S: Are you ready?
H: I was BORN ready.
S: Let’s public announce this shit.
H: Fuck yeah. Bitches.
S: OK. So. Coming up, this Thursday, is Christmas in Seedyland.
H: He means Free Dress Day.
S: Right. If you didn’t already know, these are our favourite days of the year.
H: Correct. And this Thursday, we will hope to create a tradition, of a… you could say… “Best of”. A highlight reel of sorts. Without the reel.
S: We will be rating the girls on their attempts to dress up (or dress down, as we like to call it), as well as use of their physical attributes to create an aesthetically pleasing effect. No real names will be used, of course. But if you win…
H: Take it as a complement. And leave it at that. If we say “Congratulations” to you at any point, well done.
S: We will be using the blog as a discussion for our decision on several awards, such as “Best Dressed” and “Best Ass”. And such.
H: Don’t forget, Doctor, that it is the last day of school this Thursday.
S: … And?
H: The tits will be out.
S: Well said. Cya then chumps. We out.